Auditor

According to dictionary.com, the noun auditor is define as a person appointed and authorized to examine accounts and accounting records, compare the charges with the vouchers, verify balance sheet and income items, and state the result or A hearer or listener.

After working for 5 months as an auditor and 7 months as a trainee, the meaning of auditor become clears. Auditor can best describe as according to my senior Ting Ting, a COW. Yup, we work like a cow. From morning to the morning of the next day, from monday to sunday, seems normal especially during on/off peak period.

Sometimes certain jobs piss you off and sometimes it’s the people you are dealing with. In other words, to be a successful auditor, you not only need to have the qualification, you need to have the people skills.

It’s a long road to go, and life goes on.

Lille bitz of craziness of our working lifes:
Family Day 2008

Lunch Gang

Annua Dinner 2008


Last but not lease: WE DONT MIND WORKING AS A COW AS LONG AS WE ARE FEED WITH QUALITY GRASS!

Holidays

Going for a holiday and dont know what to do with your dog?

Well, I have a little suggestion :





BRING YOUR DOG ALONG.....

Driving

It took the salesman almost 2 months to deliver the car to my house but finally, my new car arrive on monday evening. Its a Kenari Ez (car with small head and no backside). The only one I could afford now. As long as I dont to be a sandwitch in the public transport, I am fine with any car. But the problem is, my driving sucks. Haha. I took my mom to the morning market yesterday and she was screaming, woi woi woi woi at me when I was turning left and trying to avoid an incoming car at the same time that I almost bang a lorry park on the left side of the lane. Hahaha...looks like I need to find a teacher soon to brush up my driving skills before July.

Journey

From where I started to where I am today,
The journey has been long & tiring,

Along the way,
I had learn a lot, seen a lot and heard a lot,
But these thought me to be strong person,

From nothing to some thing I am today,
Thank you to all my friends and family,
For their continuous support and love,
It’s not been an easy journey without you.

Tsuyen

The university years

Since this is the last time I sat for an degree-course examination (finger crossed) then I shall keep this.

I'm not worthy

Official count

I've made a record today, its notting mega or grand. Up to now the official count is 9 times. Well, 9 refers to the number of times I have been going to the toilet for diarrhea. The counting begins from 8am this morning until now 3pm is still standing at 9. It all begins since wednesday but I thought it was just a gastric pain but the doctor said that food poisoning can also cause gastric. I do hope it will stop soon. I cannot really take it anymore.

The official count for the day was 11 times. As a result, I lost 3kg...

A long goodbye

I dont know if any of you realise this or not. It looks like there is only A MONTH left before we say our goodbyes .

Its not too old to be kids again

McDonalds are currently promoting its Ronald Mcdonal Kids Club Card and the best part is there is no age limit to it. You just have to pay RM9 for membership fee and that's it you are a KIDS CLUB member.



And you get to enjoy the following benefits.

• FREE ONE French Fries (small) or ONE Hashbrowns OR ONE Vanilla Sundae Cone (small) with any RM5 food purchase and above in a single receipt. For Brunei, customers need to spend B$5 and above.
• FREE ONE Sundae OR ONE Apple Pie OR TWO Choco Tops with any 2 Happy Meal (regular or breakfast menu) purchases in a single receipt.
• The card entitles you to a 10% discount on food and drinks purchases ONLY during birthday parties organized by McDonald's.
• The card entitles you to special offers from participating partners (subject to the respective partners’ terms and conditions as stipulated in the registration form).
• To enjoy discounts for birthday party organized by McDonald's, please present the membership card when making your booking and present the card again on the actual day of the party when making your payment.
• FREE quarterly Ronald McDonald Red Shoe News newsletter.

Formulas

What do you get when you add the following formula?

Creativity + Boring lecture + Assignment stress = ?

Answer - look below









Thanks to my lovely friends, I now have a 'colourful branded' rubber -_-"

Over the rainbow - Jason Castro

Heroes of Petronas

Thanks to the heroes of Petronas, we finally reach MMU safely.

It all begins when six girls had too much to eat that the car could not support the total number of weights. Slowly, little by little, the car tyre begin to puncture. What could 6 girls do? They dont know how to change tyre, and so they adventure into the land of Petronas in Puchong looking for heroes.

Two black heroes stepped up and took the challenge. After much difficulty, mission is accomplish. They are our rescuer, our true heroes. Thank you !

Suet Leng's Birthday

Brainteaser

I found some interesting articles on brainteaser. Try it!

1. A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?

Solution
He waits until night time and then goes through the first door.

2. In front of you are three light switches. Only one does anything, and it turns on the light downstairs. From here you can't see the light, and it makes no sound. You must determine which switch operates the light, BUT you can only go check it once. How do you figure out which switch is for the light?

Solution
Flip any switch you want. Wait for about 5-10 minutes to let the bulb heat up. Flip that same switch off, and another one on. Go check the light. If it's off and hot, it was the first switch, if it's on it was the second and if it's cold and off, it was the last one.

3. You are attending a business meeting which consists of only accountants and lawyers. From your previous dealings with these two professions, you know that accountants always tell the truth about everything, and lawyers always lie about something.

Two gentlemen, Sam and Adam, approach you. Sam introduces himself and says, "I am a lawyer, but Adam is an accountant."

Based on what you know from your previous dealings, what are each of the men's actual professions?

Solution
Both Sam and Adam are lawyers.

Since an accountant ALWAYS tells the truth about everything, he would never say that he is a lawyer. Therefore, Sam must be a lawyer. Since he is telling the truth about being a lawyer, and you know that he always lies about something, he must be lying about the second part of his statement. Therefore, Adam is not an accountant but also a lawyer.

Selling Maggi Mee

My roomate is currently a "part time salesperson" selling MAGGI MEE curry flavour. Selling at RM 2.00 for a packed of 5. Any takers? Pls contact Winnie 012-XXXXXXX.

Mandarin Lesson

Few weeks back, my sister had to attend her friend’s wedding and so the day before we went shopping for a new dress. After trying from shop to shop, I finally told her not to speak mandarin to the salesgirls because her mandarin sounds funny. FYI: my sister’s mandarin is worst than mine. But she don’t wan listen to me and so this funny incident happen.

Me: How is the dress? You like it?
Sis: Yeah, I’m buying
Me: You wan look for another dress? You wan show mom first?
Sis: Ok, we come back later

Then my sister turns and talks to the salesgirl. She’s trying to ask the sales girl to keep it first while we continue shopping. The following conversation is in mandarin.

Sis: Nah Chi Kern Wo Shao Teow !
Me: BURN :-o Shou ok not Shao!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The moral of the story, don’t speak mandarin if you don’t know how !

Introducing my little brother

The new year look


The cute look

27 Dresses

After weeks of exams and assignments, I finally had a time to watch it. It’s a story about this girl (Jane) and how she had become bridesmaids for 27 times with 27 dresses. Finally she put on her 28th dress on her wedding day. It’s a nice story for those who enjoy the sensation of weddings.

And the best part is I’m going to be bridesmaids soon. Yeah!

What a day !

After having spent half of my day in the room, I finally had a chance to go out. It wasn’t raining anymore and so I went for a jog with Suet. It’s the first time for me since the opening of the stadium here in MMU, even thought it’s a bit too late to be the first time using it but at least I used it before I put on my robes. It was so tiring. The last time I ran was probably 5 years back, phew. At the end I walk for 4 rounds while Miss Suet ran 8 rounds, probably because she can take bigger steps because she has long legs. Haha !

How fast can you type?

72 words

Speed test

Men, women and heels

Sunset

Every night

The horizon lights up

Swirls of pink and orange

Fading to blue and purple

Few bother to look anymore

At a blessing

That only comes once a day

Each sunset is different

No two exactly alike Pic: Taken from my room

Difference flows throughout overlooking Stad building

While it is the only similarity

Over the ocean

Or through the sky scrapers

Out on the prairie

Or in an apartment

You can still see a piece

A piece of something

Something never to return

A sunset

For the colors are shimmering

For a moment they stay

Only to disappear into change

Change just as beautiful as the last

This is why

No matter where you go

One thing remains the same,

A difference in sunsets

In your very own sunset

Jessica Millsaps